Poker Quotes

'If you don't win your only comfort is to come out even.'
Quotation from Steven Wright:
'Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died'.

Quote from the movie Rounders (1998)
'Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.'

Al Alvarez Quotes
'Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling'.

Unknown Quotes:
'Don't gamble with money that you cannot afford to lose either financially or emotionaly'.

Quotation from Doyle Brunson:
'Everybody today knows what I learned back then because it's in all the poker books. But nobody knew the right way to play back in those days'.

Quotation from James Woods (Hollywood Poker):
'I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people'.

Quotation from Lou Krieger:
'Hold'em - like life itself - has its defining moment.  It's the flop.  When you see the flop, you're looking at 71 percent of your hand, and the cost is only a single round of betting.'

Quote from the movie Quiz Show (1994)
Dick Goodwin: 'I know you're lying.'
Charles Van Doren: 'Bluffing. The word is bluffing.'

Memorable quotes from the movie The Simpsons (1989)
Homer Simpson: [Playing poker, choking on poker game chips] Don't try to eat these so called "chips".

Quotes from the movie Band of Brothers (2001)
Richard Winters: You're gambling, Buck.
'Buck' Compton: So what. Soldiers do that. I don't deserve a reprimand for it.
Richard Winters: What if you'd won?
'Buck' Compton: What?
Richard Winters: What if you'd won? Don't ever put yourself in the position where you can take from these men.

Quote from the TV-Series House, M.D.
Dr. Robert Chase
: Gambling doesn't take away his pain.
Dr. Gregory House: [enters] It does if I win.

Quotes from the movie Ocean's Eleven (2001)
[On the phone]
Terry: Who the hell is this?
Rusty: The man who's robbing you!

What about Poker Books Quotes? Quotes by Little Britain (2003)
: Hello
Mr Mann: Do you have any books?
Roy: Yes, this is a book shop, we 'ave 'undreds.
Mr Mann: Good, I'll take them then.
Roy: Right.
[begins stacking books into crate]
Roy: Like to read then?
Mr Mann: No actually, I'm blind.
[Roy waves hand in front of Mr Mann's face]
Mr Mann: [Mr Mann waves hand in front of Roy's face]

Imagine Vicky Pollard is playing poker, Little Britain (2003)
Vicky Pollard: Yeah, but no, but yeah, but ...